Bad Joke:
A lady arrived at a train station to catch a train at 5:20. The clock outside the station said "5:12", so she went and bought a coffee.
Two minutes later she walked on to the platform, to see the train departing and the platform clock showing "5:22". She asked the platform attendant why the clock showed the wrong time, to which he replied: "why would we need two clocks if they showed the same time?"